Scene: Monday night, Lulu is watching reruns of Real Housewives of Atlanta for the upteenth time, catching up on blogs and trying to get Nene’s rendition of “Don’t Be Tardy For The Party” out of her head.
Lulu thinks she hears a noise, turns down the volume, and stops typing.
Lulu gets up from the couch, turns the corner, and stops.
Mr. Wonderful is standing at the bathroom counter with a pair of neon green-handled kitchen shears in is hand, with a look on his face like he’s a little boy who just got caught with his hand in the cookie jar.
Lulu: “Honey… What- um, what are you doing?”
Mr. W: “I… Uh, well I’m giving myself a haircut.”
Lulu: “A… a what?”
Mr. W: “I needed a haircut… And, well, I don’t want to spend the money, so I’m just trimming it up around my face a little bit, that’s all…”
Lulu: “So you’re cutting your own hair right now? Let me see this just a second…”
Lulu walks towards the bathroom, and then stops. And starts giggling. Profusely.
Let’s just say that Mr. Wonderful has clearly given himself a haircut. Clearly.